A city boy

A CITY BOY :

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."

Kenny replied "Well then, just give me my money back.

The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said "OK then, just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."

(Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lots - to a group of  people each paying the same amount for a ticket)

Farmer: You can't raffle off a dead donkey!

Kenny: Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened  with  that dead donkey?"

Kenny: I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00!!

Farmer: Didn't anyone complain?

Kenny: Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars.

KENNY GREW UP AND EVENTUALLY BECAME THE CHAIRMAN OF ENRON